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Forget Women, Buy a Sex Doll Robot

In the early sex doll days, the best you could hope for was a plastic inflatable in the vague shape of a woman with some kind of indentation in which your todger could run the sharpest of gauntlets. As men and, especially, young men our pervasive sex drives really weren’t prepared to accept such a poor substitute and so pioneers all over the world began putting their creative genius to the truest male task of all – recreating the female form for the single purpose of satisfactory sexual gratification… and yes! before you ask, I’m going to credit the modern sex doll to the creative genius of all men!!!

Will Robots Replace Women

So we started to find materials that were softer and more realistic when lubricated and penetrated. I’m not talking about those of you who used to bonk fruit like melons or made the most extravagant creations out of rubber gloves or other household objects. I’m talking here about soft plastic materials such as silicone and then the more modern elastic rubbers.

A few years later we realised that if the honeypots felt good being made out of soft materials, then why not make the whole doll out of them and thus were born the modern silicone and TPE sex dolls. You’d think at this point we’d step back, marvel at our creations and rejoice as only a wrongly imprisoned convict could. We didn’t though did we? We sat back for a few more years and asked everyone if it was alright for us to actually use them. We asked for the opinion and permission of fellow men and women. Well, as we should all know by now, it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission because any time you ask (or in this case beg) for permission you’ll get a resolute NO!

As men, we can be pretty judgemental of not only other mens sex drives but of our own. This really isn’t surprising considering we’ve been shamed from the day of our first wanks, with mothers or sisters hinting (or in the worst cases outright proclaiming) that we were dirty little bastards and, because it’s such a sensitive issue for us, we believed them.

Then, a few of us, a few brave men began to stand up. We set up shops, communities and safe havens for men to grow in confidence. We began to appear on TV, radio and in newspapers. We accepted the initial ridicule until a few more of us started to accept and realise that it wasn’t such a bad idea and soon enough the general message started to pervade our psyches: Do not be ashamed! Be proud of your sexuality, your sex dolls, your masturbators, your penises and parade them before the world.

So here we are, it has happened, the most important revolution of mans history – we have began to accept our sexuality. We’ve began to shake things up and really put the cat amongst the pigeons. We’ve recreated the female form so that we can use it how and when we want. We are no longer slaves to the whims, mind games and control of those who would harness our drives for their own. We can finally live as we want.

We’re now at a crossroads and where we go from here is up to you. We can abandon women entirely and shack up with our dolls or we can simply accept that men are not powerless in todays society. We can now replace women at the drop of a hat and before anyone says, what about the love, what about the emotion what about the interaction, let me tell you a little more about sex dolls because what started out as simple place to dip our wicks has become so much more.

The Control Of Woman

Many men our now having fully fledged relationships with their dolls. No, they’re not crazy and talking to their inanimate partners. They’re simply creating a mental and emotional relationship with the feminine part of their brain. They’re feeling genuine affection for something/someone who doesn’t constantly nag them, who doesn’t cause daily problems and who doesn’t cheat on them. Someone who is always there and allows them to be both strong and vulnerable. Quite simply someone who doesn’t try to control and manipulate them with every fibre of their being.

This psyche they create around their dolls brings in the other great and positive attributes of women, their ability to nurture and love. Their kindness and lack of judgement that we all felt momentarily as small boys but that was cast to the wind once we began to mature. It’s that almost back in the womb feeling of being incubated by love that we all crave.

Sex dolls and sex robots can give us that. They can give those of us who need it, the time, the care and the freedom that we need to grow and flourish in this life. There’s no doubt they’re growing in popularity and if you have an aggressive counterpart, who is neglectful and only out for themselves then this is a very real, affordable and practical alternative.


17 thoughts on “Forget Women, Buy a Sex Doll Robot

  1. I am an older heterosexual gentleman. I have been married (and widowed) twice, and currently I have no intention whatsoever of doing it again. But I have “needs”.
    Sex dolls are great, they don’t argue, they don’t bully physically or psychologically (I have forgiven her, but my second wife was particularly skilled at the latter.) what’s more they are relatively cheap to run. BUT, they cannot give the very special kinds of kisses and massages that a real woman can, not yet anyway.
    I bought my first doll, a “blow-up” one a few years ago, she was OK, with good sized boobs, no “thigh gap” to speak of but nice to be inside with plenty of lube but, having a large round hole for her mouth, she was not very pretty. I managed to mend the first puncture but she now has another.
    I bought my second doll, solid & not very heavy but with vagina only entry and a very small “thigh gap”, as a birthday present to myself on a very special offer from an on-line sex toy, lingerie, etc. store that I have used a few times. She is great for night time cuddles; she comes to bed with me every night. But sex with her is a bit of a faff because her body is not very easy to clean. (Masters are advised not to take her into the shower or immerse her in water.)
    Due mainly to “cash-flow” limitations I have yet to buy my third doll. I am expecting her to be Silicone or TPE, 160cm to 165cm tall with C or D-cup breasts, and weighing around 30kg. (Ideally less than 30kg. but I have to be realistic.) Because of the difficulties with No2, she has to be able to go in the shower and, preferably, be immersed in water.

  2. I’m a gay woman with mental health issues and going out and meeting other gay women is hard and I dont have a string of other women to jump in to bed with when I’m needing pleasure but comfort too and made to feel that theres another day to live being able to talk and share your feelings in bed is the best for me so yeah very shortly I’ll be purchasing one to love and enjoy pleasure time with

    1. Awesome… Just Awesome

  3. I want a sex doll in the corner of my bedroom that I shag, and she loves me like a a real woman should, but spitefully won’t.
    Then my girlfriend has some stiff opposition to contend with.
    But then will my girlfriend go to jail for assaulting / damaging / destroying her rival coz, if not, then i think we should forget about women. A sexbot is much cheaper to buy and run than a real woman anyway. And who needs an expensive doll if I can have sweet and/or dirty talking software for my smartphone, and there’s nothing wrong with my rightn hand? Or I can pay any old cunt minimum wage to give me access to her vagina with sellotape on her mouth, whilst my Smartphone App does all of the talking. Whomever patents this idea will make zillions, and this puts women firmly in their rightful place as vagina salespeople. As women can use Machiavellian tactics, so can ee men !!

    Where can I get a great Smartphone App ??

    1. some strong language but there are some valid points, in there and sex robots will certainly change the power dynamics of relationships

    2. OK that looks like my next software development project

  4. Im saving up some money to buy one

    1. good for you my friend

  5. I am a big consumer of sexdolls and i got 3 siliconedolls that i use allmoust daily.
    If you need to know more how i use them in normal life just ask me your questions and maby i can help you to find your next lover 🙂

    1. that’s very kind of you as it’s so important for doll owners to share their experiences

    2. How real does it feel to the real thing when indulging in intercourse and receiving oral ? ?

    3. Fabulous offer mate!
      I’m almost certainly buying a tall TPE called Grace this week, but as it is such a considerable sum I am very concerned about maintenance effort and the longevity of our journey together.
      What could you say to reassure me?

      Best regards

  6. Fantastic article….so well written and true.I already have a doll but so very heavy…..I just cannot lift it

    1. yes, they can be a dead weight and that’s really something that’s got to be considered – thanks for sharing

  7. I want the Lori love doll but can’t afford it just yet will just have to dream about having her thanks for your patience and help.

    1. it’s a tough thing to dream about a doll and not be able to afford one – you could:
      – view our finance options
      – look at our realistic masturbators or blow up dolls
      – buy a cheaper doll elsewhere (read our buyers guide, to make sure you choose a good company)

    2. I bought my first doll from DHgate But be warned if its too cheap its likely to be a con and you will get an infatable that looks nothing like the pictures. Its possible to pickup a doll for around $700. Its a good place to get a first doll as it is a learning curve. The down side of buying from one of them Chinese websites is you will get no after care.

      Dolls are fairly heavy but then so are people, For me I like that my doll is around 30Kg as when she is laying on top of me she feels more realistic. It takes a while to work out how to pick her up.

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